Polished Stick

A discrete way of saying Dildo, often used with your friends around your parents.

Monica: Did you buy that 12" Dildo?
Eaven: Yes, I'm definitely gonna use it tonight.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Eaven: Just the Polished Stick I bought today.

by Monica's Spaghetti October 25, 2015

polish trailer

When someone is being followed so closely by someone else that if the first person stops suddenly, the follower will bury his head up the first person's ass.

"Bill was sucking up to the boss following him around the office, that if Big Jim had stopped, Bill would have been a Polish Trailer."

"See Jennifer over there? I bet she doesn't know Dave is her Polish Trailer!"

Polish trailersuckup brown noser

by wade886 April 1, 2016

polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..

If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.

by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016

Polish monster

What David's peers moaned and sexually called him in 9th grade PE.

Bob moaned to David,"Oh David, you polish monster..."

by LexieKnowsAll July 27, 2016

polish mark

a beautiful person with the deepest blue eyes.

Polish mark, can we get some pierogi later?

by ClaraS April 13, 2017

polish patrick

An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.

Sam: Remember Polish Patrick from high school.

Sarah: Eww yea. His cock was so fat.

by Aidan Mcclay April 28, 2017

Polish firecracker

A girl that is of half Polish and half Irish descent.

That Zuzanna O'Sullivan is real Polish firecracker.

by MrGrum May 25, 2017