polish a turd

Methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street

Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".

Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.

by ItsAJohnson October 14, 2010

polish batear

A Polish Batear is when you spread the skin of your nuts and place it over a chicks face.

A polish batear is like a tea bag times 10.

by B smith November 15, 2007

polish blowjob

its when you go suck a guys dick and you blow on it and say "ok,im done"

I told booby i was gonna give him a polish blowjob if he came to my house.

by jtinax3 April 1, 2008

polish roundabout

When a bitch sucks off multiple men.

Man, my bitch was so drunk last night she gave my dogs a polish roundabout!

by shornballs September 8, 2007

polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

by martinowns August 31, 2006

Polished Shit

A term used to describe something (usually an object) in good condition, but overall being a piece of shit.

Hey, theres a free TV over on the sidewalk!

No thanks.

It looks functional and relatively new!

That TV is basically polished shit. It looks good, but its still shit.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

Polish rotisserie

The act of putting hotdogs or sausages into a clothes dryer, set to high, in an effort to A) cook for consumption or B) ruin the dryer. Typically done at a house party or the residence of a hated in-law.

I’m hungry and I hate these people! Time for a Polish Rotisserie...it ain’t my dryer.

by M@rk@133 June 23, 2019