podistener

just like ipod users walking are called podestrians. ipod listeners can be called podisteners.

dude, i am a podistener.
r u?

by amtul rahman July 4, 2006

polishing my pimp

when a woman is cleaning her dildo before use it.

I am polishing my pimp.

by Don Sueco February 27, 2011

Polish the meat

When its just you and your right hand (unless youre a lefty) and you get in a good mood, and just let your Jesus juices fly

Jimmy's girlfriend left him, so he was just left to "Polish the meat"

by Daboyyyy August 24, 2013

polish the beaver

To furiously rub the clitoris or labia to which the new surface looks clean and shiny

Polish the beaverMe and danica were polishing the beaver last night.
Furiously rubbing her puss

by websters slang February 25, 2015

polish the cat

the act of transforming an ordinary cream pie into a shiny, slippery pile of pussy hair by stroking with the fingers--note: female orgasm is a frequent consequence

Hey that girl will do anything for you if you just polish the cat once in a while.

by Maxxximus May 23, 2015

Polish Meat Log

It basically means a massive penis and was thought up the genius Charlie Flo himself

"Wow look at that Polish Meat Log!"
"Word around the office is you have a Polish Meat Log!"

by Chaseroonee July 15, 2015

Polished Stick

A discrete way of saying Dildo, often used with your friends around your parents.

Monica: Did you buy that 12" Dildo?
Eaven: Yes, I'm definitely gonna use it tonight.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Eaven: Just the Polished Stick I bought today.

by Monica's Spaghetti October 25, 2015