Plum Hummer

When you place your balls in someones mouth and they "hum" a tune whilst sookin them.

"She was amazing at sooking the boaby! she even plopped ma baws in her mooth and gave me a cracking "Plum Hummer" then I splodged all oor her coupon!

by AB3 Massive July 26, 2010

Plumbo

A plump plumber. A plump bumbo.

"Damn boy, look at that plumbo. All he do is sit on the couch. Damn plumbo asked me to bring him a beer. Do you want a beer?"

by lsvish December 14, 2018

playing plumber

Basic description: slang for masturbating

Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)

i walked in on him masturbating, and in a panic he told me he was playing plumber

by retarded hobo September 15, 2008

the peruvian plumb

if you eat one too many jalepenos peppers and it hurts to take a dump then you have got a case of the peruvian plumb

- dang ma i shouldnt have eatin all those nachos, i gots a case of the peruvian plumb like a mug, ya feel me

by beanballz February 10, 2010

Plummer

A word commonly used to describe douche bags/homos/pedos. A plummer, as opposed to plumber, means that instead of cleaning the pipes and crevices of houses, cleans the pipes and crevices of fat hairy boys or young underaged girls.

Kid one: That kid fucked my sister and my dad!
Kid two: WOW what a plummer!

by The Anti-Douche February 17, 2010

stick 'n plum town

A small town, or a town with a very small center of town.

Stick your head out the window, and you're plum out of town! ie, a "stick 'n plum town."

by bandcampgirl183 September 15, 2005

plum

A title given to one of the female gender, and often used in favor- of. Synonymous to; shorty, lady, friend, girl, gal, woman, mate, partner, et al, in reference to a woman or girl.

"That's my plum, man, regardless of the faults she has".

by Luciano P. November 30, 2003