pump action protein gun

The penis, especially in reference to the act of manual stimulation followed by ejaculation.

Remember that girl Sally? The other night i gave her a blast in the face with my pump action protein gun.

by J. Tyree January 11, 2009

protein torpedo

Skin Flute

Mr.Sulu was the Protein Torpedo expert on the USS Enterprise, and as such was subjected to several protein torpedo impacts on a regular basis.

by kjhowell March 1, 2009

Pirate Pussy

A labia tattoo you didn't know was there! A tattoo on a womans vaginal area.

I went down on Betty and found out she has a Pirate Pussy!

by bbwjill December 11, 2011

erector protector

A method originally developed by Sizzle, in which a pillow is used to hide an erection, during a movie or at another unacceptable time.

Woah, that's hot, I better get out my erector protector.

by T-DUBB 1991 October 25, 2007

desert pirate

a drink only in maine one part un-spiced rum, 2 part arizona ice tea, and slice of lime

dude at the party, he made desert pirate it was like candy

by redneck27 June 15, 2009

Queer Pirate

A cool refreshing drink made on the rocks with Captain Morgan Rum, Tonic, and a zesty lemmon wedge.

One isn't necessarily a queer if they order up nice tall "Queer Pirate" at the most popular club in town.

"Bartender! If you fix me up with a Queer Pirate i'll push my stool in before I leave".

by Fistfull 'o' boomstick June 25, 2009

screaming pirate

After a girl gives you a blow job, you cum in her eye and when she puts her hand over her eye like an eye patch you stomp on her foot. She is then screaming, hopping around holding her one foot up with one hand over eye, looking like a screaming pirate.

After the costume party I gave that bitch a screaming pirate!

by Redrocker13 March 19, 2014