A very misunderstood form of sexuality.
The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"
A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.
The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"
A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.
The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?
John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"
Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"
Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
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"Where do you live?"
"Pine Island, MN."
"You mean Pot Island? Ahaha_"
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"LEAVE PINE ISLAND ALOOONE!"
"Pine Island, MN."
"You mean Pot Island? Ahaha_"
*launches into that Chris Crocker thing*
"LEAVE PINE ISLAND ALOOONE!"
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