pick me professor

(n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.

My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed

by d-to-the-ray April 7, 2021

Cherry picking gloves

Make targets easier to achieve.

He's smashed the target, thanks to those cherry picking gloves

by Braveheart 16.5% February 11, 2017

Pick me girl

Someone who does things for attention, they become friends with boys to flex or to get a boy friend or so.

If they are under 5'5 or 5'0 they automatically consider as short. (which they are (5'0) ) They always talk about how close they are with "The boys" and how they are not like other girls or people in general. They try to impress they boys by talking about their interests. They usually talk about wearing baggy clothes & how their favorite color is anything but pink or pink. There are 2 types of pick me girls I am part of the boys /I'm small / My Favorite color is pink. And the I hate pink/I'm part of the boys/Girls are annoying. The first type mostly acts to impress the boys and get attention whiles the other type thinks they're part of the boys. They are VERY annoying and mostly NO ONE likes them. They are also very fake...

Girl 1: *Does something bad*
Girl 2 *Does same thing*
Girl 1: "HEY! That's mean, rude, BLAH,BLAH,BLAH...."
Girl 1 * Damn.. a sign of being a pick me girl..."

by NotyouraverageUser October 3, 2022

scandinavian ice pick

Freezing ones turd and using it as a dildo

I knew she was kinky but Damn, she wanted the Scandinavian ice pick!

by fluffy dude December 3, 2013

Quick pick relationships

A quick pick relationship is wen u date someone right after a long relationship like a week or two later , and the person you quick picked u usually don’t really know them . I

Side note : quick pick relationships never end up working out bc no one knows anyone in the relationship and the guys usually date quick picks because the desperately miss there ex but females Choose quick pick relationships to try to move on as fast as she can before her old boyfriend does so he can feel some type of way

Tod: can I get your number I really miss my old ex so if I can’t have her I’m going to be with someone else like her I need a quick pick relationship .

Jessica: of course!

Then (Dates the next week or two)

Quick pick relationships

by Obvious facts October 2, 2018

Picks up the Double

Getting a double kill in a video game, or if you like, real life.

Friend - Hey, help me out, there is loads of them here
You - * Shoots* Picks up the double
Friend - Your a beast.

by MistahMan2011 July 9, 2011

norwegian ice pick

The dick and or dildo is frozen and inserted into the vagina and due to its freezing temperatures the dick and or dildo sticks to the walls of the vagina. The only way to resolve this issue is to pour hot water into int vagina until the penis and or dildo is released. Best done in or near a hot tub

Mike Norwegian Ice Picked Shelly in Alaska, but luckily they were by a hot tub so they jumped in

by Gigglygurl24 August 19, 2015