1 definition by iSuckYourMomsToes
a pick-me girl is a suck-up, in simple terms. although they don't realize it, they are misogynistic. they will make fun of girls in front of other boys in hopes of pleasing them or making the accept them. they will say a variety of things that will automatically tell you they're a pick-me.
sometimes, depending on the pick-me-ness, they will be nice to you when it's just the two of you. but when a boy comes around, sometimes, they will say some of your secrets out loud, followed by making fun of you for it, just for the boy's attention. another thing they'll do is they'll make fun of what you wear, sometimes going to the lengths of body shaming. they will ALSO claim that they play tons of sports, and even if that is true, they most likely aren't very good at any of them. sometimes, they will even say that certain sports aren't sports, like gymnastics, cheerleading, ballet, and other "girly" sports. they will even say other girls can't play sports, EXCEPT for them.
sometimes, depending on the pick-me-ness, they will be nice to you when it's just the two of you. but when a boy comes around, sometimes, they will say some of your secrets out loud, followed by making fun of you for it, just for the boy's attention. another thing they'll do is they'll make fun of what you wear, sometimes going to the lengths of body shaming. they will ALSO claim that they play tons of sports, and even if that is true, they most likely aren't very good at any of them. sometimes, they will even say that certain sports aren't sports, like gymnastics, cheerleading, ballet, and other "girly" sports. they will even say other girls can't play sports, EXCEPT for them.
Jamie: I only hang out with boys because there is barely any drama, girls are so dramatic.
Brittany: ugh what a pick me girl, you're only saying that for boy's attention
Jaime: girls wear soo much makeup, I don't do that because I hate being fake.
Tiffany: shut up Jaime you're such a pick me girl, stop being misogynistic
Jaime: stop pretending cheerleading is a sport, it's not a sport, and girls can't even play sports.
June: but you're a girl?
Jaime: yea but I'm one of the boys so it doesn't count
June:...get TF out of here pick-me girl, you are so rude
Brittany: ugh what a pick me girl, you're only saying that for boy's attention
Jaime: girls wear soo much makeup, I don't do that because I hate being fake.
Tiffany: shut up Jaime you're such a pick me girl, stop being misogynistic
Jaime: stop pretending cheerleading is a sport, it's not a sport, and girls can't even play sports.
June: but you're a girl?
Jaime: yea but I'm one of the boys so it doesn't count
June:...get TF out of here pick-me girl, you are so rude
by iSuckYourMomsToes October 26, 2022