When someone lets their pet poop in someone else's yard/area and acts like they are going to pick up poop, but doesn't.
by booger stealer April 6, 2017
Get the ghost pick-upmug. (n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.
My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed
by d-to-the-ray April 7, 2021
Get the pick me professormug. Dude, can I borrow your dog this afternoon? She's such a great pick up dog. Last time I took her out at least 7 girls came up to chat with me about how cute she was.
by TecateFox November 3, 2013
Get the pick up dogmug. by Braveheart 16.5% February 11, 2017
Get the Cherry picking glovesmug. A parody made by cormega from the TV show "The Facts of Life" in his rap after intro on his testament album...as in his facts of life living in queensbridge...This be the real defenition of 62 pick ups...to those who be fake and don't know no better...
by RasperOne December 20, 2013
Get the 62 pick upsmug. a pick-me girl is a suck-up, in simple terms. although they don't realize it, they are misogynistic. they will make fun of girls in front of other boys in hopes of pleasing them or making the accept them. they will say a variety of things that will automatically tell you they're a pick-me.
sometimes, depending on the pick-me-ness, they will be nice to you when it's just the two of you. but when a boy comes around, sometimes, they will say some of your secrets out loud, followed by making fun of you for it, just for the boy's attention. another thing they'll do is they'll make fun of what you wear, sometimes going to the lengths of body shaming. they will ALSO claim that they play tons of sports, and even if that is true, they most likely aren't very good at any of them. sometimes, they will even say that certain sports aren't sports, like gymnastics, cheerleading, ballet, and other "girly" sports. they will even say other girls can't play sports, EXCEPT for them.
sometimes, depending on the pick-me-ness, they will be nice to you when it's just the two of you. but when a boy comes around, sometimes, they will say some of your secrets out loud, followed by making fun of you for it, just for the boy's attention. another thing they'll do is they'll make fun of what you wear, sometimes going to the lengths of body shaming. they will ALSO claim that they play tons of sports, and even if that is true, they most likely aren't very good at any of them. sometimes, they will even say that certain sports aren't sports, like gymnastics, cheerleading, ballet, and other "girly" sports. they will even say other girls can't play sports, EXCEPT for them.
Jamie: I only hang out with boys because there is barely any drama, girls are so dramatic.
Brittany: ugh what a pick me girl, you're only saying that for boy's attention
Jaime: girls wear soo much makeup, I don't do that because I hate being fake.
Tiffany: shut up Jaime you're such a pick me girl, stop being misogynistic
Jaime: stop pretending cheerleading is a sport, it's not a sport, and girls can't even play sports.
June: but you're a girl?
Jaime: yea but I'm one of the boys so it doesn't count
June:...get TF out of here pick-me girl, you are so rude
Brittany: ugh what a pick me girl, you're only saying that for boy's attention
Jaime: girls wear soo much makeup, I don't do that because I hate being fake.
Tiffany: shut up Jaime you're such a pick me girl, stop being misogynistic
Jaime: stop pretending cheerleading is a sport, it's not a sport, and girls can't even play sports.
June: but you're a girl?
Jaime: yea but I'm one of the boys so it doesn't count
June:...get TF out of here pick-me girl, you are so rude
by iSuckYourMomsToes October 25, 2022
Get the Pick-Me Girlmug. Dumbasses who will gaslight & manipulate you with things such as "I'm too nice :(" or "I'm so ugly :" so they can get what they want from any girl/woman that he finds attractive. If you dont give this creature what it wants it will literally have a mental breakdown on the phone calling you every name until it apologises and tries again and the cycle repeats.
Example:
Pick-me Boy: heyyy :)
Girl: hi!
Pick-me Boy: omg i can't believe a woman like you is actually talking to me!!! im so ugly unlike you :((.
Girl: nooo ur not ugly!!!
Pick-me Boy: so will you go out with me <3
Girl: umm what... i thought we were friends, we just met...
Pick-me Boy: YOU F#CKIN B#TCH YOU WERNT EVEN THAT PRETTY UR SO UGLY YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON WHAT COULDVE BEEN YOURS BUT NO IF YOU WANT TO BE SUCH A W#ORE AND S#UT SURE GO AHEAD JUST KNOW YOU WILL REGRET THIS YOU F#CKING B#TCH!!!!!!
Boys remember dont end up like this pick me boy creature who can't handle one simple rejection from an e-girl who prob has a bf.
Pick-me Boy: heyyy :)
Girl: hi!
Pick-me Boy: omg i can't believe a woman like you is actually talking to me!!! im so ugly unlike you :((.
Girl: nooo ur not ugly!!!
Pick-me Boy: so will you go out with me <3
Girl: umm what... i thought we were friends, we just met...
Pick-me Boy: YOU F#CKIN B#TCH YOU WERNT EVEN THAT PRETTY UR SO UGLY YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON WHAT COULDVE BEEN YOURS BUT NO IF YOU WANT TO BE SUCH A W#ORE AND S#UT SURE GO AHEAD JUST KNOW YOU WILL REGRET THIS YOU F#CKING B#TCH!!!!!!
Boys remember dont end up like this pick me boy creature who can't handle one simple rejection from an e-girl who prob has a bf.
by wonderrxo April 9, 2022
Get the Pick-me Boymug.