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pineapple pizza 

Person 1:"What kind of pizza did you get?"
Person 2:"Pineapple Pizza!"
person 1:"Leave this house now!"
Person 2:"But.."
Person 1:"NO. Leave now!"
Person 2:"okay.."
pineapple pizza by appke man May 14, 2018

Pineapple Pocopo 

A very rare sexual act/prank (that has very little to do with pineapples at all, curiously) in which the perpetrator hollows out a watermelon and by various means fills it up with vomit before they place it beside their bed. Later on, when they are fornicating with their partner in the doggy-style position and they are about to climax, they proclaim loudly, "Pineapple pocopo!" and take the hollowed out watermelon and smash it over their partner's head. It is preferable to do this when one's partner is intoxicated so as to confuse them but provide a reasonable explanation the next day about the presence of vomit and their raging headache.
"What did you guys do last night? It sounded crazy."
"Okay don't tell anyone, but I totally gave her the pineapple pocopo!"
Pineapple Pocopo by Vonsternium December 10, 2010

Pineapple Juice

The juice for queers.
Oh man, josefina drank it all last night with his spritzer. You know gays and their pineapple juice
Pineapple Juice by Stevie Irwin October 2, 2010

Pineapple Pirate 

A Colonial Ages pirate who would literally take down ships in the Central Americas in search for pineapples. A pineapple pirate was under the expression that the East India Trading Company had been smuggling coins and maps through the insides of pineapples. The pineapple pirates didn't last long as this fatal joke got the best of them. They were permanently extinguished when trying to pirate the ship "The Augury" who didn't have any pineapples, but lots and lots of guns.
Pineapple Pirates: "Hey you, give us all your pineapples or die"

The Augury: "Is this some kind of joke?"

Pineapple Pirates: "Yes it is called fatal humor"

The Augury: "Humorous because this is a British Warship"
Pineapple Pirate by GardenGnomeX September 23, 2009

Pineapple Pizza 

A very delicious kind of pizza, pineapple adds a sweetness to the pizza as well as making the pizza juicier. We all have different opinions, and this is my opinion. Screw Gordon Ramsay and his ways.
I will order a Pineapple pizza, please.

Pineapple Princess 

An AWESOME girl that goes by the alias Sarah V. She goes around wearing a tiara when she is being a princess. Watch out, you might get rodded by her.
Pineapple Princess by B-Ran February 26, 2005