period coffee

When you forget your menstrual cup in the electric kettle and make coffee for your friends.

I accidentally made period coffee for you! Sorry about that.

by Ninja-katten October 9, 2018

period day

a day where you stay home with a blanket and a hot water bottle and watch netflix and complain about being on your period all day. it usually involves eating ice cream as well.

i won’t be at school today because i’m having a period day

by imreallyhungry November 1, 2019

Internet Period

When one's internet runs slow for a few days and becomes annoying

Guy 1: I downloaded this album and it took me a day

Guy 2: your internet has been shit for the past few days

Guy 1: Yeah its on its internet period I can't be bothered with it

by really! August 18, 2009

cum period

monthly cramps and pains in the penis/balls area when a boy doesn’t cum for prolonged periods of time, usually 2-3 days.

ah, i can’t run right now, my cum periods hurt too much

by jetts October 26, 2022

Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods

Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.

by girlforgirls November 13, 2018

dunk period

The moment when you're having your period while being dunked by a donkey into a toilet that was used by a fat guy who considered it inappropriate to flush.

I just had a *dunk period*.

by to the max ugly cats May 8, 2015

Jestation Period

The indeterminate period of time time between reading a pun and getting the joke.

I was reading that bad white boards were unremarkable and then about 30 seconds later the jestation period expired.

by ilookmarvlus January 16, 2021