gravity pen

A trademarked brand of self balancing, gravity defying magnetic pens that look like magic. Usually written as "Gravitypen". Invented in 2001 by Terrence Saucier. Manufactured and sold by Gravitypen LLC.
Gravity pen is a spelling sometimes used by grifters, scammers, and competing companies trying to rip off the trademarked name.
However, "gravity pen" is also used along side "Gravitypen" by Gravitypen LLC to help with SEO and to make it easier to find online.

Calling your scam product gravity pen is a good way to get your pants sued off.

by Pen Enthusiast December 26, 2024

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Pig Pen

When you wipe your semen directly on your bed sheets and then roll around in it.

Matt finished and then pig pen'd and still hasn't washed his sheets.

by Shinoita July 25, 2025

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pen bitch

The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.

Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?

Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.

Chick: What’s a pen bitch?

Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!

by B. Tibbs January 23, 2025

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Penning

To pen; A woman takes a recently dead person's penis and inserts it in her vagina and keeps it there until it decomposes

Ana is penning her late husband, that's such a nice thing to do

by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025

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Penning

To pen; A woman who keeps a dead man penis inside her vagina 24/7 until it descomposes

Ana is penning her brother; that's such a nice thing to do!

by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025

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Medical Pen Explaggot

When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.

Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!

by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025

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