teen parent

A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.

Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.

Tend to avoid abortions even if it would prevent a life of suffering for a child.

Get an abortion.

"i dropped out when I got pregnant."

by patrick redux May 19, 2005

step parent

More often than not, a total shit. Males of this catergory are normally inbred homophobic rednecks with inadequate jobs

Step Parent: "This is my fucking house and you do what I say"
me: "This isn't your house, you moved into my home"

by Nihility January 31, 2004

Parent's Room

A place where your parents have sex.

Katy: "where are you?"
Christina: "in my Parent's room."
Katy:"Ew.Your parents have sex there."

by starrluvsmanny March 9, 2009

parentectomy

1) Panacea of many paediatric concerns
2) Removal of kid's parents from treatment room

Can you assist in an emergency parentectomy?

by negoro February 13, 2005

pushover parent

Someone who allows their child to do whatever they wish.

"Fine, but don't tell your mother."
"Stop letting him do that, don't be such a pushover parent Keith!"

by Caitly February 18, 2014

Micro-parenting

Micro-parenting: Judgmental, intrusive and obnoxious involvement of non-custodial parties in child rearing.

The teacher was micro-parenting when she refused to allow the student to eat her packed snack because the teacher deemed it unhealthy.

by Krisport April 30, 2015

social media parent

When the parent uses social media to portray them self as a stand up parent. Posting pictures, videos, things they bought to get a stamp of approval from those watching. When really they are spiteful, vindictive and mad and use the kids as pawns to get back at the other parent when not on social media. Not caring how their hurting the kids in the process. All cause they wanna show the world how.much of a "good" parent they "are"

See baby momma and baby daddy definitions. Also see mitch and bitch definitions.

Social media parent: Posting pictures of your kids saying "this is what it's all about yall", when off social media you were trying to keep them separated to pay the other parent back.

by hisoneandonly October 2, 2015