ploppy pants

Pants that have been filled with stinking grogans.

After shitting himself, the boy had ploppy pants.

by Dr Ploppy July 2, 2003

sticky pants

When the man glaze from your husband/boyfriend/sailor drips out of your vagina onto your panties after sex.

Ah, fuck my butt! I had sex with Whats-his-face before work and now I have sticky pants!

by OneEightSeven July 26, 2005

Teller Pants

Those tight black dress pants usually worn by female bank tellers and other attractive women working behind a counter.

Danny: Man check out those teller pants!
Jeremy: Dude that's true beauty

by Westbr0ok January 28, 2009

in my pants

phrase used as self flattery

A: Dude, did you see the length of that foot-long stick
B:In my pants!!

or

A:Check out this huge mag-lite i got.
B: I 've got a huge mag-lite...in my pants!!!!

by Badass May 6, 2003

meanie pants

to be mean, the childish way of calling a mean person a name that they won't entirely get.

"You meanie pants!" the girl said to the bully.

by Bev Smoufindouf November 21, 2005

gaucho pants

Hippy-style cloth calf-length women's pants that are tight around the waist, but wide and flowy around the knees.

Miz Schwendy, ah like yo Gaucho pants!

by TJinTowson May 17, 2006

mom pants

pants that are worn high and tight and make a soccer moms ass look big and nasty

Is that a blimp??? naw man thats your mom in mom pants!

by leRooy November 29, 2006