the Panda song

Originally from Sifl and Ollie, it is a song about, well, pandas. There is an online video of it.

Here's famous lyrics -

"The pandas are coming, they'll rip your ass to shreds!"
"What kind of camoflage is this? Black and white? Hiding in an oreo factory maybe?"

That's the Panda song.

by Toee August 28, 2006

Panda cat

It's a human or panda cat that can have nine lives and be asian, black, and white but also most who are a panda cat don't know until the age of 15 and probably shouldn't know until their 8th life

I saw a panda cat eating bamboo and died then came back to life 3 times until I took away the bamboo from it

by Tony dew December 30, 2013

Panda Parade

A large presence of law enforcement vehicles. A Panda Parade is often observed on the news when a feckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. This event was popularized by OJ Simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.

I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.

by Oilrag September 29, 2009

Panda monkey

Monkey that lived on bamboo tree

That panda monkey from China can hang on the bamboo tree like the monkeys in Africa well.

by Goodchild May 21, 2015

PANDA PAWS

Afro American Negro male's hands that are half black and half white or Albino like (ala Michael Jackson like).

Hey LaQuanda, LaTrelle put his panda paws on yet another new girlfriend he got pregnant recently. Sad to say she got a terrible beating as a result of his big ole typical panda paws, you feel me?

by Josslin Deeznuts Foryoo August 11, 2014

Shad Panda

The state of being unhappy, without cause for happiness.

I can't seem to be any good in bed, I'm a shad panda.

by AliceIn Wonderland September 18, 2003

pre-panda

A shortcut for referring to the time pre-covid19 pandemic. Probably offensive, because it kind of makes a sort of happy sounding phrase when millions died, the economy crashed, etc. Use cautiously.

The last time I drank a beer in a bar was around a month pre-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021