Pull a zero

When you go number 2 without wiping afterwards.
Similar to a no wiper but you just don't check.

"When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."

"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."

"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."

"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."

by smoolio April 2, 2022

pulled a joe

the definition of pulled a joe is when you tell a opp your ganna shoot there house up and get the feds called on you

yoo fam that kid just pulled a joe

by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021

To pull a Donald

To get pissed at someone or something and burst into a short furious blast of offensive racial/homophobic slur whilst building a psycho-social wall and in the whole meantime displaying the facial expression of Donald Trump when considering conquering Mexico.

Bob was at the gym minding his own business, when all of a sudden a half naked horny transgender midget started flirting with him...so bobs had to pull a Donald. It proved very effective.

by Sierra Squorditch November 13, 2016

pulled a hendrix

when a person, usually after drinking copious amounts of alcohol, dies after choking on their own vomit. it occurs when a person is asleep (or passed out) and is lying on their back. it is so named as it is the fashion in which jimi hendrix died. thgus making it popular

my mate alsmost pulled a hendrix last nite but we saw him gagging.

person A: john bonham is dead?
person B: yeh he pulled a hendrix ages back

by Andrew O'Sullivan April 19, 2008

pulling a swifty

Australian slang - to intentionally deceive another person

I reckon that bloke was pulling a swifty when he said the dog was only two years old

by cracking porkle July 23, 2017

Pull a Mubarak

To shut down the internet in an attempt to restore order and regain control. Coined from Egyptian dictator Hosni Mubarak's attempt to silence the Egyptian people during the 2011 Egyptian riots.

"Pull a Mubarak": The school administrators realized that we'd been using the computers to do non work-related tasks like checking Facebook and playing games, so they pulled a Mubarak on us all.

by AlexeiTheTroll March 1, 2011

Pulling a Grian

To not finish the back of a build in minecraft.

Procrastinating a partially built project.

"Dude, are you finishing your starter base?"
"No I am pulling a grian and am working on my farm"

by Tacoman000 October 26, 2020