God

The diety that will punish us for posting on this site.

Man, God's going to hit you with a lightning bolt for coming up with that emeril definition.

by notscared July 27, 2003

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God

The first sentient being in the Universe.

*BOOM*
God:"Wow, cool, I can THINK!!!"

by ThatGuyYouSawJustNow July 31, 2007

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1)d is all poweful and all Loving.

So why DO grannies get mugged in their homes by charvae? Either got CAN help - but wont, so he isnt all LOVING - or he CANT help, and he aint not all that POWEFUL.

2) DOG spelled backwards

3) me! (had to put it in)

4) an expression for when you have no one else to tell something to (see example)

"God, she's a minger!"

by Richie_G June 6, 2005

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GOD

THE MOST INFLUENTIAL person ever
the divine one
the most high GOD
the only GOD
he's omnipresent
he's a GOD of everynation
he always makes a way somehow all of my family blessings come from the lord himself
he opens the floodgates of heaven and those blessings pour down.
for he gave up his only begotten son
WE NEED JESUS

i love God
God is good
man you need to get to know God hes the awsomest person ever!
cant wait till heaven
GODBLESS

by eyyy b00 hows u doinn August 11, 2008

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1- God is this guy that I've been forced to learn about since I was 6. In alot of religons he is the guy who both damns and saves humanity in one fell swoop. Maybe I'd have more to say if I thought for a second he made us for anything more than the same reason you go to wally world to buy a goldfish.

2- First part of God Damn. A wonderful little explitive that can be used for many things.
a) Expressing admiration for anothers body
b) Expressing hatred for a person or situation
c) Simply asking your version of god to damn something to hell.

1- God is a cool guy.
2- A) Gawd DAAAAAAMMN! Thats one nice ass.
B) GOD DAMN LITERALS!
C) God Damn pop hackers to hell!

by Someyoungguy July 3, 2003

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