Ostridge slut

A creature who "gets around" very very quickly. It is always racing to the next big thing ;)

Wow she's a real ostridge slut! She's made it through everyone in town.

by Ostridge slut lover April 2, 2021

ostraconaphobia

A very specific fear, known as the fear of crustaceans, or shellfish. The fear deals with a variety of subjects, such as Crabs, Shrimp, Lobsters, etc... The cause of Ostraconaphobia varies, from an unsightly fight or flight response near them or an actual dangerous encounter such as being pinched. Another cause comes from the common allergic reaction. Anyone that has ostraconaphobia might not be able to enter specific places where they know they'll be present like your local supermarket, Red Lobster, or maybe even wider and more vast places such as City Island, Maine, or even Asia. It's very likely that Ostraconaphobes might have panic attacks with the sight of one. Notably, NASCAR driver and 44 cup racer winner Denny Hamlin is a celebrity victim of this fear, recalling the many times he's had to pick a large Lobster up from its claws after he won the Sunday ISM Connect. He even had one in his toilet once.

John: "Wanna go to Maine next year?"
Alex: "Can't. I have Ostraconaphobia."
John: "Pfft, you have that lobster fear? Damn, that's rough."

by anonymous June 11, 2021

Ostriched

One of the many terms iFunny has created to censor the real word. (Retarded)
It makes you wonder who the real ostrich is in this situation. Fuckin noons.

This nigga a real ostrich
You're fucking ostriched.

by _Anti_Freeze_ July 24, 2021

Ostrich

iFunny’s way of censoring the word “retard”

No you ostrich, 5x5 is 25.
Your opinion is ostriched.

by anonymous July 28, 2021

Ostinomic

Noun: To always persevere until you achieve your goal and successfully complete it and to dodge and go through any obstacles you go through

That person must be Ostinomic to go through that and be strong

by Dudbend November 3, 2021

ostrich dildo

A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.

"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"

by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021

Ostman

Ostman is very handsome, sexy, cute, cool etc. Ostman is mostly brown eye, black hair, tall and fast. He loves to race. He has a humongous dick. All the girls would fall for him. He would be the best boyfriend, once you have him you would want him forever. The girls would talk about him all the time. He has Such a big ass dick. At Age 12 his dick should be around 6-9 Inches long, he would be a fuck god, His Dick is so big that when hes horny its hard for him to hide it, alot of girls wish they had him and alot of boys wish they were him, he has alot of friends, hes such a Sexy dude, once you meet a Ostman dont play around do things that would get his attention and make him laugh and note if you want a dude with a huge dick And fucks hardcore Ostman's the one to have, Hes a pussy pounder, hes really stroung funny and he looks out for his friends, and would protect his girlfriend. If you know a Ostman you are lucky to have the best boy out there, hes loving, caring, truthful, hot.At the age of 15 his Dick would be 9 to 10 inches and age 20 at 12 to 14 inches maybe more, i want to fuck a Ostman SO BAD ugh, if you no a Ostman your truthfully lucky with a dude like him <3 , i met a Ostman already and he fucked me in the ass and i loved it, girls you should fuck a Ostman too because its a one chance you got maybe three lol. oh and yeah Ostman is a really god kisser ;) , and hes a legend at fucking, hes A FUCK GOD.

Girl 1: who's that
Girl 2: oh him, his name is Ostman, he has a ignoramus dick.
Girl 1: OMG no way,I want him to fuck me hard in the ass NOW!
Girl 2: not if I can get him to fuck me first.

by Ostmanlover728 November 20, 2021