New Jeresy Turnpike

When you shit into someone else's ass through a tube.

Dude 1: I gave my girl the New Jeresy Turnpike last night.

Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?

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New Jorsey

Slang spelling and the "oar" pronunciation for the state of New Jersey.

The state of New Jorsey (New Joarsey) borders PA to the west.

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The garbage dump where all the anoying crack pots come from. The state is shaped like the crap i just made.

Man: (talking to another man) Polution is the the solution.
Another Man: (thinking) he must be from jersy.

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Man-Boobs, plain and simple...

Check out the New Jerseys on that guy! Holy crap, does he ever leave the basement?

New Jerseys by Bnacov March 28, 2008

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New Jeresy by BoomGun January 22, 2021

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