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Dr. Brendan Nelson

An escaped muppet from Sesame Street who somehow became leader of the Australian Parliamentary Opposition.

His head flaps and his eyes are ping pong balls with black dots drawn on with permanent marker.

A failed leader, a failed role model and a failed muppet.

Anyone who tries to succeed and fails is considered a Dr Brendan Nelson.
Son if you don't stop failing we're gonna change your name to Dr. Brendan Nelson.
by Deejay the great! January 13, 2009
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nealy

someone who continually leeches off every and any source of drugs that can be found.

!achtung!: will 'match' with stems and/or seeds.

also, a wasted, annoying, jonesin sketchball.
fuck, here comes that nealy
by kriz nealy December 31, 2003
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nealxs

To be really rather excellent and better than most.

Especially over people who could be called a 'Gaq'
'Man, that's so NEALXS!!'
by Anonymous September 22, 2003
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Nalsauce

Someone who scoops the cum out of their ass and eats it after but sex
Billy eats his nalsauce on toast
by Bob February 18, 2004
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Neils

a unit of macage named after the infamous Neil Patrick Harris based on the metric system. The Neil is the amount of macage it takes to get a girl, with hotness rated at 1 (out of ten), to give you her number.

13 Neils converts to about 69.89 Don Juans
" That girl took at least 70 Neils to hook up with"

" He macked a full kiloNeil to go out with her"
by godless15 December 10, 2009
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Barbecue Nelson

When you are walking and trip and your penis, hits the grill. Usually this causes extreme pain and a possible loss of penis.
Dude did you see Zack? he just got a barbecue nelson!!!
by M.C.Pimphammer May 20, 2005
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Nelson Mandela

An ironic or sarcastic nickname for people who bear no resemblance in any shape or form to one of the most inspirational people of the 21st Cenutry.

It is most often used by History students who take their work home with them too often and are confused by the past and the present, as well as attending politcally aware music festivals.
That white racist is quite the Nelson Mandela
by Baiji May 28, 2007
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