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All Natural Chocolate Vanilla Swirl

The act of taking a shit and freezing it in with someone else's vanilla ice cream
God dammit he got us again with his All Natural Chocolate Vanilla Swirl
by Invadethezim September 24, 2011
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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake

A commonly (u don't believe me? Just Google it...) used "Birthday Quote" to wish happy birthday to someone in the US.

People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).

Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough...

2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...

3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!

*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.

Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
by saruccia September 20, 2010
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Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY
by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011
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nature's pocket

A geological thing on the earth. A cavity that spews hot water.
Let's go swimming in the nature's pocket!
by jimjammerjammy June 15, 2024
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natural perm

Hair that is naturally wavy or curly. This term is used by people with naturally wavy hair to belittle people who get perms.
Josh has a natural perm. I get a perm just to get what he has naturally.
by tomdeeds January 29, 2024
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nature’s wand

Such phrases implies the penis
Sarah was able to make a child by Dave’s life-giving nature’s wand.
by Peanutting the nut May 28, 2024
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