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kiss my dog’s ass 

A gritty attempt at an insult, designed to be humiliating because, let’s face it, nobody except another dog wants to kiss a dog’s ass.
Hey there little buddy, how would you like to kiss my dog’s ass?

Bite my shiny metal ass 

Benders Top Ten most frequently uttered words
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
And Benders Number One most frequently uttered word, the word which if uttered will bring the complete destruction of this world is

1. ASS

Kiss my shiny metal ass 

Set of the five most-said words by a Bender robot (Futurama). Other members of the top 10 include chumps, chumpettes, and pimpmobile.
Kiss my shiny metal ass.
Kiss my shiny metal ass by Vash September 24, 2004

Bite my shiny metal ass 

Bender's catch phrase, when he met his golden counter part he said "Bite my glorious golden ass!".
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Hookerbot: Honey, you couldn't afford it.
Bite my shiny metal ass by Elitist January 27, 2004

Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

The incorrect spelling of the catchphrase Bite my shiny metal ass.
Bob: Bite my shiney metal ass!
John: There is no 'e' in shiny.
Bob: Screw you college boy.
Bite My Shiney Metal Ass by Kamalyko December 31, 2005

lick my rat’s ass

A vulgar and seriously demeaning phrase used when driving home an insult that intimates that you have so little respect for the person you are insulting that you are suggesting the person lick your rat’s ass instead of your own.
I have an idea for you: why don’t you lick my rat’s ass?