disappointing your mother

To masturbate while high. Usually applied to men, but can be applied to women as well.

I smoked 10 bowls then went home and disappointed my mother.
Leaf hit twenty dabs and said, "Let's all go disappointing your mother."

by Titobanana February 10, 2014

shit mother fucker fuck shit situation

As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.

Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."

by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007

mother hubbard (Mo Ho)

An unoffensive substitute/variation for mother fucker. Can be used when addressing children.

Little John, you mother hubbard, give me back my barbie doll or I'll skull fuck you with a GI Joe!

by strikethru November 4, 2004

Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You A GameBoy?

A quote from Men in Black II.

Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) shifts into Hyper speed in the Car and the control for Hyper speed is a Playstation Controller.
Agent K doesn't not know how to operate a Playstation controller

Agent J (Will Smith) becomes angered and shouts
"Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You a GameBoy?"

Agent K responds "What is a Gameboy?"

Ian: Dude, you suck at Super Smash Bros.
Jamie: I never played it before
Ian: Didn't your Mother ever give you a GameBoy?

by iSpam January 13, 2009

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother

Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010

Mother's Milk

Fourth full length album of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Following the death of former guitarist Hillel Slovak, the album marks the debut of guitarist John Frusciante and drummer Chad Smith. Known for being the start of the groups commercial success, it features a variety of songs ranging from the funk laden riffs of "Subway to Venus" to the firey goodness that is "Punk Rock Classic".

There isn't a bad song on Mother's Milk.

by everlong June 1, 2006

Mother

A woman who lectures you about using your phone. You can trust them when it comes to food but dont let them pick your relationships. Like, EVER! Hates to potty train you

My mother has a trainer to teach children potty training-Albert Einstein

by QUILTON GIRLS April 19, 2017