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Gila monster

A woman who is visually unappealing in any way, shape, or form.
"Dude, gila monster at six o'clock."

"That bartender is a freaking gila monster."

"Why is the nude beach full of gila monsters?"
by pwrsurge13 January 17, 2008
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Monster Quest

A show on the History Channel that reveals the truths about nature that the government and scientists are trying to hide from the public.
Dude, I just saw a show on the History Channel called Monster quest
by turdmuffin09 August 12, 2009
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monster times

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
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Monster Chug

A method of alchohol consumption by which the drinker pulls his shirt from his waist completely over his head, thus creating a "monster", and consuming their beverage through their shirt.
Let's all do a monster chug to celebrate that touchdown!
by Danw84 October 29, 2009
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Jiggle monster

A fat man that comes out from under your bed and "jiggles" his jelly rolls around (He typically harasses your private parts). After he finnishes his ceromony, he then runs away and climbes underneath another person's bed for the next person to get spooked.
That jiggle monster gave me a hard on last night. Good thing I got it over with now though.
by Dicklepickle101 June 16, 2017
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Heartbeat Monster

Someone who uses a heartbeat Monitor for no reason
This fucking bomb squad issa heartbeat monster.
by The unholy October 19, 2020
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Monster Donks

nickname for someone with really big titties
dayummm she got some monster DONKS😈”
by I’m already tracer. February 11, 2021
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