My dick and balls were soaked in saliva after getting a blowjob from that girl. She is such a drool monster!
by RyTech CEO July 29, 2009
A show on the History Channel that reveals the truths about nature that the government and scientists are trying to hide from the public.
by turdmuffin09 August 12, 2009
when at cheerleading practice you shove your finger so farly up your nose that your nuckle is not visable anymore.
you then look around to see if everyone is looking, play with the unfamiliar object that protruded from your nostril, and then stick it in your mouth. (:
you then look around to see if everyone is looking, play with the unfamiliar object that protruded from your nostril, and then stick it in your mouth. (:
by tk tots February 27, 2008
"Dude, gila monster at six o'clock."
"That bartender is a freaking gila monster."
"Why is the nude beach full of gila monsters?"
"That bartender is a freaking gila monster."
"Why is the nude beach full of gila monsters?"
by pwrsurge13 January 15, 2008
A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.
by translantic01 June 26, 2011
Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.
An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.
-Monster Turnip Stories
-Monster Turnip Stories
by Knargle Consumer July 02, 2011
but-ter mon-ster
/bootuh monstuhr/
A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.
/bootuh monstuhr/
A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.
by evelygeo March 16, 2023