Gila monster

A woman who is visually unappealing in any way, shape, or form.

"Dude, gila monster at six o'clock."

"That bartender is a freaking gila monster."

"Why is the nude beach full of gila monsters?"

by pwrsurge13 January 17, 2008

boogie monster

when at cheerleading practice you shove your finger so farly up your nose that your nuckle is not visable anymore.
you then look around to see if everyone is looking, play with the unfamiliar object that protruded from your nostril, and then stick it in your mouth. (:

alyssa AKA boogie monster.

by tk tots February 26, 2008

Monster Quest

A show on the History Channel that reveals the truths about nature that the government and scientists are trying to hide from the public.

Dude, I just saw a show on the History Channel called Monster quest

by turdmuffin09 August 12, 2009

Gak Monster

A person who smokes OBSCENE amounts of Crystal Meth usually lurking in metropolitan areas.

The Tenderloin in San Francisco is crawling with gak monsters.

by SJ lowlife October 13, 2009

meme monster

one who relates to all the memes on the internet

Michelle you are such a meme monster i have tagged you like 30 times today

by BEN AKA OI BEN October 12, 2016

Jiggle monster

A fat man that comes out from under your bed and "jiggles" his jelly rolls around (He typically harasses your private parts). After he finnishes his ceromony, he then runs away and climbes underneath another person's bed for the next person to get spooked.

That jiggle monster gave me a hard on last night. Good thing I got it over with now though.

by Dicklepickle101 June 16, 2017

Monster Chug

A method of alchohol consumption by which the drinker pulls his shirt from his waist completely over his head, thus creating a "monster", and consuming their beverage through their shirt.

Let's all do a monster chug to celebrate that touchdown!

by Danw84 October 29, 2009