Manning

To create crazy stories in in your head you swear are true; to be insubordinate; having a bad attitude.

Stop being a Manning; shortbread cookies are not healthy for you because they have milk in them.

by Ecoli W March 30, 2010

Asian Morning

When a girl is sleeping and you jizz on her eyes so when she wakes up they are stuck together.

Damn it jimmy gave me and asian morning I can't see!

by DeoKots April 5, 2008

Moncing

The Facebook art of Moncing. When you do not trust someone on your friends list to be in a group with your other friends. So you end up banning then from the group and away from your other friends.

Only preformed by the creator or admin of a group. Usually involves inviting them with a group request. Then when they accept and you find they will cause trouble within the group you ban them.

Thus preforming the art of moncing.

You
"Why have you banned me Emelda?"

Them
"I didn't trust you in the group with my friends"

You
"so you're moncing me then?"

Them
"yes I am do you have a problem with that?"

by Ricky Foxwell February 12, 2009

Morningwood hustle

When you wake up with wood and you are unable to boner lean so you have to stand a few feet away from the toilet to piss and then have to shuffle towards the toilet as the urine stream weakens so you don't piss on the floor.

Had to do the morningwood hustle when I woke up with a boner, still peed on the floor a bit though, dang!

by bunghammer January 20, 2011

Peyton Manning

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

by j carunder September 10, 2010

Morning Cock

The nightly build up of urine and pre-cum located underneath the forskin of a male, especially teenage males.

"Man, i've got total "Morning Cock", my knob smells like a Vietnamese prostitute with an armpit fetish."

and/

"Dude, smell my cod"

by LukeVernon April 21, 2009

I'd make her breakfast in the morning

A nice, comedic way to say, I'd fuck her

Oh, dude, Megan foxx?

I'd make her breakfast in the morning.

by Codester124 February 23, 2010