Dasvidaniya, motherfucker

When a Russian mob hitman pushes a pistol against the back of your head.

Mob hitman: Priviyet.
Target: Yes??
*the hitman now pulls out his pistol, flicking the safety off and pushes it against the target's head*
Mob hitman: Dasvidaniya, motherfucker.

by Aesthetix February 6, 2020

Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

Die, motherfucker!

An increasingly popular mass refrain in the United States, directed at the Insurrectionist in Chief, due to his unstoppable deranged determination to destroy democracy and deprive US citizens of everything they know and love about being an American.

Although it’s sad and horrible to have such a socially and spiritually unacceptable thought, many American patriots, simple humanists, and scholars cannot help but utter the words, or at least think, “Die, motherfucker!” when they consider the depth of depravity that exists in this singularly pathetic and deeply destructive human being.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2023