A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.
Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
by TheGenuineVirgin October 30, 2022
When a person is using the restroom while talking or texting on his/her cell phone at the same time.
by spc20 July 11, 2012
by sTaYd0Wn December 30, 2015
Game,
You play, You grind, You leave, You cry, You uninstall the game, You install it again, You repeat
You play, You grind, You leave, You cry, You uninstall the game, You install it again, You repeat
by WarthunderGamer May 29, 2024
Even after deriding others about their lack of "stamina" to be a world leader, POTUS had to use his stamina-mobile to follow the rest of the world leaders during the G7 summit
by sandy clawz May 31, 2017
by Ereck Flowers August 13, 2017
A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 02, 2009