Mint Dick

A menthol body wash that makes your junk tingle.

I got a date after the game, hand me some of that mint dick.

by Bill Matteson October 3, 2021

Thin Mint Thrusty

Snorting a rail of crushed thin mints off a chicks rack while you penetrate her vaginally or anally using mint toothpaste as Lube.

Man, I gave Stacy the thin mint thrusty last night and that shit was mint!
Guys, look at this stupid sex position these idiot frat dudes came up with. We totally gotta try the Thin Mint Thrusty.
Mason, Ima freshen up your asshole with a thin mint thrusty!!

by Re-tard-ed-ness March 3, 2025

Minting

The act of puting mints up your or someone else's butt hole.

Dude: hey babe lets try minting.

by Dumb guy 69 December 17, 2017

leave a mint

chocolate mints are often left on your pillow in fine hotels, "leaving a mint " is returning favor by wiping your dirty ass with the pillow case for the housekeeping.

I always leave a mint, when I spend a night at the St. Regis.

by Fun Bobby 512 September 20, 2020

poop and mint

The process of consuming a mint while deficating in a toilet. This is used to achieve a more refreshing poop.

Austin: I gotta shit.

Tommy: don't forget a mint.

Austin: oh marvelous idea! Poop and mints are so refreshing.

by Poop and mint bros May 11, 2016

MINT

Acronym for "Mom I'd Not Turn (down)"

A female of or just beyond child-bearing years who is mildly attractive, especially when assessed during periods of moderate inebriation.

Remember that MINT at the bar last night? She gave me an Old Fashioned in the parking lot after buying a dozen shots.

by ButFingaz July 1, 2011

mint

A basic white girl that does nothing to contribute to conversations and annoys the hell out people who actually have a head on their shoulders. Mint also uses excessive emojis and has basic 2nd grader insults. Tries to act tough in a confrontation, but is actually extremely sensitive.

You're such a mint

by venni June 22, 2021