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Midget

having a big ass forehead, having short legs and being 5'3 head ass
keivn is a midget head ass.
by _Fuck_Kevin_ October 18, 2019
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Brad Lidge

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I never should have bet the Phillies in my MLB parlay... Brad Lidge can't close games and gets so easily rattled when he puts runners on base. That guy is a mental midget. Fucking Brad Lidge....
by payday0023 November 4, 2009
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midget molester

An older woman that goes out with younger guys
by Suzie Quattro May 13, 2003
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midget

In real life, it is usually a very small person, used for entertainment, however, the word midget is also used as an insult, used at people who are smaller by about an inch, it's not fuckin nice at all, I'm not that tall and I'm called a midget at school, let me tell you, ANYONE calls me this one more time, I am gonna fuckin snap, I take my height very seriously, it's not my fuckin fault that I'm not some fuckin giant, some prick who I even consider a friend called me this, unless it's someone who can take a joke then don't fuckin say it to people, you think it's fuckin funny, it's not, why the fuck did I ave to get this height? Don't ask, it's fuckin stupid the shit like this
Fuck all you haters, anyone call me a midget RIGHT IN MY FUCKIN FACE I will fuckin SNAP, I'm pissed off because of my height, what the fuck is there problems? Dicklhead my so called fuckin friend knows how well I take jokes, so I might lose it with him
by Form of Despise July 24, 2008
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midget

also known as a chubby, an adj. describing a semi- erect penis.
Billy Blanks is sport'n a midget during his Tae Bo videos
by rossta January 26, 2005
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Midget Brigade

A small part of the Kraznan armed forces, consisting of Jeffers and some other sort person, both of whom unwittingly members of this awesome force.
Is that the Wheelchair Troops? No its the Midget Brigade!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by Silly Whitey November 30, 2004
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White Midget

A White Midget is THE ONLY type of midget that can revive a yetti !
When the Yetti died, Brandon The White Midget had to bring her back to life by singing "I'm bringing sexy back"
by McChicken101 January 4, 2010
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