Where there is a hoe names Roslyn and Sofia. There are many nice teacher except the one asshole teacher, Mr.Covil. Be careful when you go into the bathroom, you might get std’s. Many bitches get hickey’s in the library. White bitches don’t exist there like they do in other parts of CT.
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Get the Bowman Middle School mug.Legit the worst school in America. Altho we do hav sum of the thiccest bitches, they are kinda ugly. This is where the famous Anom is found in the wild.
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despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
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Get the longfellow middle school mug.Kenmore Middle School is a middle school in Arlington VA they are 60% Hispanic 20% white and 20% black but soon the white VSCO girls will take over. There are virtually no Asians if you are lucky you might find one. Spanish translation below. Kenmore Middle School es una escuela intermedia en Arlington VA, son 60% hispanas, 20% blancas y 20% negras, pero pronto las niñas VSCO blancas se harán cargo. Prácticamente no hay asiáticos si tienes suerte puedes encontrar uno.
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