MetroGeek

A combination of a Metrosexual and a Geek, thought by some as an oxymoron but a cross-breed.

Man, that kid is wearing nice jeans. Why is he playing D and D?

He must be a MetroGeek

by bbqturtle October 20, 2008

Metro Tux

Derived from the LAPD's Metropolitan Division (SWAT, K-9, Bomb Squad, Etc.) as the "tuxedo" the personnel uses that consists of tactical pants, a white t-shirt, and a ballistic (bulletproof) vest.

The swat team wore their metro tuxes to the bar after a long hostage standoff.

by SGT-KMA May 30, 2009

Metrofuckotopolis

The land within, and adjacent to, a large modern city.

My weekly business trips to the Denver metrofuckotopolis are both required and dreaded.

by Bauart November 20, 2009

metrofuckotropolis

The land within, and adjacent to, a large modern city.

I live in the Atlanta metrofuckotropolis

by Bauart Creative November 20, 2009

metrocurious

The state of being curious about metrosexuality.

A metrocurious male human would experience desires to experiment with things such as man purses(murses), spray tanning, hair highlights, etc. In a sentence: Dude, while getting a manicure today I had thoughts of buying myself some 500 thread count sheets. I think I might be metrocurious.

by meatburglar October 27, 2010

metroddesy

the oddessy(ius) hottness of any man with presumed aspergers who evades his scene....

metroddesy caused a distardance with the warmens...

by underqueerthrin December 7, 2010

Metro Hillbilly

(n): A person who enjoys wearing plaid flannels, in colors other than army green, black, red, dark blue. Acceptable colors include, bright pink, bright blue, actually any neon color, or colors often found on a metrosexual. Also, if in question, when wearing said flannels, wearer will defend onself with "Hey its not my fault you are not into fashion."

Dude K.K. is looking like a metro hillbilly right now.

by acer10000000 January 15, 2011