Mercedes 240d

The most reliable car ever. You can't argue against that, it is fact. It is also quite slow. The hood badges were stolen often in the 80s.

Yeah, my Mercedes 240d hit 1,000,000 miles yesterday. Still runs great though!

by Car Nerd 9,000 January 21, 2021

Mercer

Todd’s dead dog.

1. Mercer has a cloudy eye, patches of hair, and the breathe of an ass.

2. Put Mercer to sleep.

by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021

Mercedes-Benz

Black/ Silver, improved version of Force India or whatever the fuck it's called

r/formula1 will make you want to buy a Mercedes-Benz

by Catinus Z February 2, 2021

Mercedes

Someone who really needs a Caelan

Mercedes.

by Blehstuff March 14, 2021

merdersexual

when you feel a special connection to Meredith Grey and Derek Shepherd as a couple. you would do anything to make them have a happy ending.

me: i’m a merdersexual
someone: what is that?
me: i’m in love with merder from grey’s anatomy and i hope them to be an endgame

by merderendgame April 25, 2021

mercedis

A Mercedis is a sweet and genuine person. They may be really shy at first, but once you become close with them, you’ll get to know their tragic backstory. You’ll soon realize that being friends with a Mercedis is a grand treasure, so don’t trade it to the pirates.

Person 1: Hey that’s my friend, I’ll go introduce you too.
Person 2: Okay.
*Time goes by*
*Friend leaves*
Person 2: Wow, she’s so sweet. Like a- like a-
Person 1: Mercedis?
Person 2: Yes!

by Ima female dumb dumb May 24, 2021

melrein

Melrein is the ideal guy everyone ask was asking for. He can be funny but at the same time serious, Sweet but sexy, adventurous but reserved and most specially , A ruler. He's the best lover someone can have. He can fuck you all day and night. He's the best guy that could ever exist. Find yourself a Melrein.

Melrein will shower you love and affection

And cum.

by PHILOSOPHERNEOSIS June 8, 2021