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boring meeting

When the most interesting things are me, myself and I or a "Don't Get Molested" video.
by Mr Neo Anderson May 21, 2017
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Meet

A handsome guy always looking after his personality. No doubt he has a large group of friends he will always be focussed towards his career.

A true loveable boy but is committed to someone special. If he his dating you keep him always. He will never let you down.
If a girl wants true love she will say I want MEET.
by Yesha23 November 23, 2021
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Department Meeting

An orgy, at which someone is elected as "company secretary" in order to take "minutes".

This involves collecting the semen of of all participants into a receptacle. The last person to add to the receptacle is made to drink it.
From an interview with Sting, 2002:

"I was in Wales doing an in store signing. I decided to call my mate Rhys Ifans and get him to join me to be a translator. During a lull in the event Rhys asked me if I wanted to go to a Department Meeting with him, explaining it was a "really special sex get together". Trudy and I are always up for new things sexually so I agreed.
At the meeting Rhys was acting as company secretary. I famously last for up to eight hours so after a time Rhys presented me with half a pint of ejaculate to drink. I would have fled but someone had the keys to my helicopter. I thought about calling The Police but we were not really on speaking terms back then, so down the hatch it went.
Anyway, that's why Rhys and I fell out."
by googabooga October 8, 2022
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2:55 meeting

A meeting in which everyone does cocaine to get lively for the rest of the work day.

-Usually the cocaine is provided but if it is BYOC it is formal to state that in the meeting invite
-Likened to 4:20 but with more of a workplace adaptation.
"Guys, we are having a 2:55 meeting because today is taking forever..."

"Tina is having a 2:55 meeting so that we can get our sales numbers up for the day."
by ElBandito2222 May 14, 2015
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team meeting

Smoke some chronic before any event
Floyd: We need to win this softball game tonight for the trophy and bragging rights,
Ray: What do you suggest ?
Floyd: I will bring some Blue Dream and the one hitter for a team meeting.
Ray: Good idea.
by dontshitthebed January 19, 2024
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mental ends meet

Not together enough to care about the finer things of life because you're too preoccupied with keeping yourself calm
Hey Susan, I wish I could make my mental ends meet so I could care about matching my clothes or keeping my room clean. All my energy is spent keeping myself calm and not depressed,
by Jonfurstn January 15, 2015
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meet them in doggo

When you meet a friend's dog in... person.
It's okay you can't tell them apart. If you meet them in doggo, it'd be easier.
by PhenoMnN January 13, 2022
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