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Mashed Potatoes

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Slang term. The feeling, or texture, of breasts when they are copped, groped or squeezed. The term should be used if the female’s breasts are soft, squishy, warm and if they fit nicely in the individual’s hands. (The last part isn't as important though.)

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“Potato”: When an individual fondles a female’s breasts (or even a large male’s boobs), in any way.
“Self-Potato”: When a woman grabs her own breasts when she is lonely, bored or just for fun.
Dude, my girlfriend's boobs feel like mashed potatoes! I just can't stop touching them!
by Wonderland is a Mad, Mad Place February 15, 2010
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Mathews

The last name of a king, this man should be treated like a God.
The last name Mathews is the best last name in Existence
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The gayest white boy rapper, he was proceeded by Vanilla Ice, but un like Vanilla ice, Eminem has really skinny girl arms. It looks like he has aids and pretends he is black, (probably because his own race disowned him).
Did you see that sissy ass with the skinny arms Marshall Mathers (Eminem) with his pants hanging down giving head at the truck stop.
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Mathew

Mathew shows his thing to everyone and gets mad over dumb stuff he shouldn’t be doing what he does but he still does it. He does a lot of bad things that should be told, and it’s small, ladies.
“Is that a Mathew?”
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mashed potatoes

an under-tanned or white person who does not do any type of regular physical exercise and therefore is out of shape. Mashed potatoes are soft, lumpy, squishy pale colored mush all over the body. Primarily fat in the stomach region, but can also be found in the legs or arms. Can appear in men or women and sometimes even in kids. NOT attractive or sexy. Beware of the mush!!!
Ew, that guy has mashed potatoes everywhere. I don't think I'd touch him with a ten foot pole.
by rachd19 November 16, 2010
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Mathew

Mostly likely to watch porn in the middle of class or anywhere he is
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