rubbing mustache

I need to poop.

I need to go rub a mustache, before I burst my colostomy bag!!!

by johnhenry June 1, 2004

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THE mustache ride

Getting an invite for a party to celebrate the awesome that is the mustache on FaceBook and receiving hundreds of replies because the concept of reply to sender is difficult to grasp for some. Trolling and hilarity ensues, in that order.

FB_User_nosenseofhumor:

Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.

FB_User_regularperson:

Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!

by Doc_knows October 6, 2010

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Mustache Vagina

One who possesses a vagina with a design of a mustache.

hey your mom showed me her vag the other day, shes got a nice mustache vagina!

by hulk hogan of slamming muff June 16, 2010

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chocolate moustache

the act of using a turd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.

"hey marshall! did you hear about how Christian gave Josh a chocolate moustache?!"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"

by christanisadirtyfaggot March 23, 2010

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