Cool moosing

To be afk at the worst time possible and tell nobody you are going afk

"well we were about to beat the level but he started cool moosing."

by Fact1023 January 25, 2020

Alphabetical Moose

An imaginary creature composed in the minds of high school students. It lives in the dark, back pages of teenagers school books only to appear towards the end of the school year. It has been said to differ in appearence from book to book. Some are comprised of letters of the alphabet while others are simply the same as any other moose.

Brodie "Man this class is boring,"
Lukey "Holy shit alphabetical moose in my book!!"

by Lukey =) August 31, 2008

Moose bumper

Canadian sexual position where the man takes the woman from behind in a fashion similar to doggy style excepting that the female is gripping the horns of a stuffed and mounted moose head.

She likes to hunt so last night I gave her a moose bumper eh...

by Fooken Eh June 26, 2014

doing the moose

A heavy set hairy woman wandering the bar looking for a meal

"Watch out for that girl doing the moose!"

by Voltron86 December 04, 2013

Wamble-Moose

A small fictional creature created at a Vocational school out in the sticks. It is comprised of a moose and a little wamble (respectively).

I don't get it... wamble-moose?

by Satan Slauc February 21, 2008

moose-knuckle

black box sith twat black beaver punani African vagina, opposite of camel-toe.

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, Shaniquas moose-knuckle was a roaring gaping chasm.

by irc_snEk April 21, 2018

Loose Moose

When you encounter an intoxicated moose.

So I was walking down the street yesterday when I loose moosed

by Cleenich December 21, 2016