After engaging in anal sex with the mother of your children, wipe your member clean on the curtains (and listen to her scream)
After climbing off of my wifes back, i wiped myself on the curtains and saw the perfect example of a "screamin milf"...
by milferizer March 14, 2008
by Milf house February 23, 2018
by philologue August 12, 2011
This is where you find women of an older age, usually between the age of 35-45 (or if she's still bangin past than who gives a fuck).
Places to go "hunt" for MILFS would be at a Lowe's, Home Depot or at a Little League baseball game.
Make sure you're confident and proud, don' be afraid to flirt or stare at her titties for a bit. Get loose, get happy, get laid.
Places to go "hunt" for MILFS would be at a Lowe's, Home Depot or at a Little League baseball game.
Make sure you're confident and proud, don' be afraid to flirt or stare at her titties for a bit. Get loose, get happy, get laid.
by Gmayne94 June 12, 2013
by ilovehotmoms<3 April 16, 2021
Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.
Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?
Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY
Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.
Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY
Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.
by fairyfaggot February 27, 2021
When a small white male, and a VERY large black woman get together and they lay on the floor and the black woman wraps her arms and legs around the male, making sure his head is between her breasts, then they both proceed to shake vigorously.
by IKHONKEY KONGXI April 04, 2011