do not feed the metroids

a simple statement, warding off those who think metriods are cute, and look hungry. metroids feed off of the life forces of other living creatures. feeding them your rations might reek havoc upon thier specialized digestive systems. also, if a metroid sucessfully recieves energy from any meal, it grows in size and strength. so by feeding a metroid in a holding tank, you are helping it escape.

if you are stupid enough to want to feed a metroid, why dont you just jump in the tank , and let it eat you?

by alex r June 4, 2005

metrovangelist

A preacher, or evangelist, whose audience is in a large city, metropolis or urban area.

The metrovangelist tried to warn the cities of their impending judgment and destruction.

by Repenter October 3, 2007

metromance

A unique relationship with someone on your regular metro commute - consummated mainly by winks, waves, and smiles.

Jim: Who is that blonde you just waved to?

Me: I dont now her name, we've been having a metromance for the past few months. I call her 8th St. cuz that's her stop.

by dajonts December 9, 2010

Metromorphosis

The process by which men are transformed by urban association and lead the new masculine ideal.

Thinking of Mike back in the day prior to moving to the city vs. how he looks and behaves now, it's obvious he has gone through a complete metromorphosis.

by metroguy10 October 13, 2010

Metrosexual

When your gay roommate with better fashion sense than you dresses you to go out

I went on a tinder date with this metrosexual guy last night, he was really well dressed

by J-Tsunami December 15, 2018

Metropolinity

Population in a metropolitan area

we need to find the metropolinity of the metropolitan area.

by TinyDinoWithAFish February 25, 2022

Metrobating

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.

After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.

by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023