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Chops Martin

1. (n) A southern hick that loves to kill cows and pretend to fuck hookers. Originated in Bunker Hill.He also believes that the south will rise again.
2. (adj) A strange obsession with video games and a woman named Hayley.
3. (v) To hit a cow over the head with a hammer, because a gun wouldn't stun him, and then shoot it repeatedly in the head.

4. (adj) A very hairy son of a bitch.
1.Did that guy just pull a Chops Martin? Yea that cow is fucked!
2. Is that guy a Chops Martin? I think so, he has a confederate flag tattoo and keeps hitting on Hayley.
3. Is that big foot? Nope, thats Chops Martin!
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Tim Martin

Timothy Randall Martin Is a British business man best known for owning the pub chain Wetherspoons in the UK & Ireland, however he is also a massive self obsessed prick, who cares for nobody but his rich clown looking self
by Tazdog2909 March 26, 2020
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Aston Martin

Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?
I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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Demetri Martin

Oh Demetri Martin? Yeah, he is a person.
by Also a person December 2, 2011
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Brother Martin

Hey! You wanna be brother martin gay or Jesuit gay?!?!
by Vapping Scooby Doo May 28, 2018
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george r r martin

Author of such books as Dying of the Light, Fevre Dreams and Tuff Voyaging. Best known for his work on the ASOIAF saga. Greatest author ever.
I just read A Game of Thrones. The first book in the A Song Of Ice And Fire saga by George R R Martin.
by Innocent III May 1, 2005
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Aston Martin Bulldog

Year: 1980 (concept)

Engine: 5.3L V8 16v DOHC /Twin Turbo
Power: 600hp/500lb.ft torque
Turbo: TO4B Garrett AiResearcher Turbochargers
Top Speed: 191mph
0-60mph: 5.1 seconds
Drive: MR
Suspension: front double wishbone, rear de dion axle, anti-roll, coil springs
That Aston Martin Bulldog is so flat i could drive over it
by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008
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