It's not what it looks like!

When you are fuckin a chick or jacking off your shit and your mom knocks on your door. Then she walks in without waiting for you to answer.
John screamed, "I'ts not what it looks like!" , but alas it was too late.
by D sanchez May 18, 2004
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...look at me now!

at the end of a statement you say this to make the person you're talking to feel like a loser. orrrrr, (if you don't like hurting people's feelings) you say this at the end of a statement when something really good happens to you.
cory: yo check out my nike dunks i just bought last week.
derrick: yea man, those are cool... but check out my cool grey jordans11 that i got yesterday ...look at me now!

student: mrs. kindergarten teacher, remember when you told me that i'd be cleaning floors at mcdonalds when i grow up? pwaaahaaa, i'm the ceo of my OWN mcdonalds now shawty ...look at me now!
by takemeaway_09 May 23, 2011
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look like a toe

a person ( usually female) that is ugly and is different from the rest of her/his friends
person 1: she look like a toe

person 2: ya she is so ugly
by jjrules14 July 24, 2017
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Don't Look Reflex

The compulsory reaction of looking in a direction when admonished against it.
Instances of Don't Look Reflex:

e.g. #1
Jimmy: Ok, I'm taking off my towel now... nobody look!

(Billy instantly swivels his head around)

Jimmy: What the hell, Billy, You are such a fag! Why would you do that?

Billy (in horror): I.... don't know..... Am I gay?

e.g. #2
Tour guide: And now we are approaching the lion's den, where my partner Tom is attempting to feed the... oh my gosh, people, DON'T LOOK!!!!

(everyone in the tour immediately looks)

Little Girl: Daddy, why are the man's arms and legs playing hide and go seek? And why is he feeding the lion pasta off his belly?
by achilles27 May 12, 2009
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The generic comeback to any criticism of your appearance. Works for anything.
Person #1: Your shirt is tucked into your underwear. You look like a douche who can't dress himself.

Person #2: That's the look I'm going for!
by Feelgoodinc November 02, 2009
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Bro Looks Great

Phrase used to make fun of a dude when he is excessively showing off, while not realizing how lame he actually looks. Walking around with that extra swagger, giving that look on his face like he is "so cool."

He must actually think that he is THE SHIT, but everyone else knows how cheesy he really is.

Use with a sarcastic tone towards said bro. For added effect, repeat phrase until said 'bro' knows the joke's on him.
*Metrosexual walks into the club*

You: "Bro looks GREAT!"
Friend: "BRO LOOKS GREAT!"

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(Used endearingly during friendly conversation between two pals)

You: "I'm going out tonight."
Friend: "Hope bro looks great."
You: "Oh, you KNOW bro will look great."
by mybirthdaypony December 01, 2010
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over the glasses look

When one looks over his glasses at another person to show that he is really LOOKING at that person, and usually connoting disappointment or skepticism. Classicly employed by Lester Freamon on THE WIRE when the brass tries to interfere with one of his investigations.
"Don't be giving me that over the glasses look, I promise I'll never gamble again!"
by jatty July 07, 2009
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