A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.
References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.
References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.
by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023
Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!
Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.
Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.
Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011
by mjsavon June 17, 2008
Eating out the booty with melted garlic butter while they are wearing fishnets, timbs and a biker jacket.
by green_peen_memes January 13, 2021
A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.
by The Alabama Muff Diver November 09, 2019
The last 2 weeks in India had temperatures around 114-117 degrees. I was outside for most of the day every day and it didn’t take long for the heat to give me a real lobster pocket!
by ScottSquatch June 11, 2022