Loaf

Loaf is a synonym for bread,paper,cheese,stacks,racks,spiff,cash,money,greenbacks, dead presidents,etc..

As Russel Westbrook made the game winning shot in the last few seconds he whispered under his breath "loaf" because he knew his shot was on the money.

by Tear Drop Drop Top April 5, 2017

loaf

A common resting pose for felines, usually associated with housecats. To assume the position, the cat must tuck their arms and legs under their body, resting on their wrists, then either tuck their tail under themselves as well, or simply wrap it around themselves. The final form is a shape and size that (depending on the species) can be likened to a loaf of bread, hence the name.

While other animals can do this like cats can, the term 'loaf' is almost always used for cats alone, likely due to most animals having unideal body proportions to loaf properly (like giraffes).

The word 'loaf' can also be used as a verb, as in 'loafing,' and as the opposite to that verb, 'unloafing.'

Whenever my cat is a loaf, I sometimes confuse him with an actual loaf of bread.

I love it when my cat loafs on me and starts purring.

by Goofy-Guy September 7, 2022

Loaf edit

Verb: To close off the anus sphincter while defecating. To cut short. To interrupt.
Noun: Something that causes a person to suddenly clench their anal sphincter.

Verb: "I was in a hurry while taking a dump this morning and needed to loaf edit before I was completely done."

Verb: "Please don't loaf edit me while I am talking sh1t!"
Noun: "That news article was a real loaf edit, as I couldn't help but clench while I was reading."

by Visitor2YourCity March 21, 2025

Double loaf

When you're putting pants on and you put both legs in the same leg hole.

He was putting his pants on and went all double loaf.

by TaoNZen December 28, 2022

punk loaf

A person that tends to over step in matters that don’t concern them with a total and utter lack of thought into how the opposing person would perceive the action, gesture or question/statement. But truley it is a nick name for someone who overthinks shit that is just the way things should be…

When you ask a close friend to do a favor for you and apologize or act like it’s a big deal? When that person and yourself and family go over and beyond on a daily to support love and help in anyway shape or form that is when it could be construed that you are in fact a punk loaf

by Anchor’s for black balloons April 7, 2024

Olive Loaf

A football term to describe an offensive lineman who has all the right ingredients to be a stud, but is a terrible player.

At 6'8", 325lbs, Parker should be dominating at tackle, but he's a total olive loaf!

by SteelCityMafia November 25, 2017

crushing a loaf

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.

Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!

by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025