Ghost Loaf

1. A bowel movement that, due to its hardness and shape, slips down the toilet drain without leaving any visible trace, often causing confusion about whether the act of defecation actually occurred.

"I thought I pooped, but it must have been a ghost loaf because there was no sign of it."

by Wordsmith McGee Poopy Pants August 31, 2024

Loaf

noun

plural - loaves
A loaded story of great value and(or) a shocking situation that a person describes. An explanation of events that will surely "fill you up"

"Oh boy, do I have a loaf for you! Wait until you hear about this."

by Ahhhh04 September 16, 2021

Loaf

Big fat booth bitch you love

Yo that’s my fucking loaf right there!
Yo what up loaf

by yeahyeahyeahyeahyaehyaehyaeh January 7, 2022

cranberry loaf

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...

Yo, Dan just left a cranberry loaf in the guest bathroom...

by Joker078 December 20, 2017

The full loaf

Getting dicked down all the way to the base of the shaft

He gave her the full loaf

by StevieWonderbread November 15, 2018

lemon loaf

A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.

Also served at Starbucks

A:"Awh man, I love a good lemon loaf."
B:"Yeah Tyler is pretty awesome."

by zaBaker December 27, 2011

Loafing

Extreme Glaze

Bro Jaquavion is loafing danice tooo much

by UK slang REAL September 21, 2023