loaf check

The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.

Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf

by JoannaMeow March 9, 2023

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Loaf

When someone or something is really bad.

That party was loaf af.
Those shoes are loaf.

by anad dna aiag January 31, 2019

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loafed

To fuck up; to fail at something

Yeah, you pretty much just loafed...

by bunnnss:) June 9, 2016

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loaf pan

noun. The admirable curvature of a supple and fully-formed female posterior. Despite their attractive shape, loaf pans may present traffic hazards.

Man 1: Hey, check out that stainless, non-stick family size loaf pan!

Man 2: Look out you rubbernecking fool, red light!

by Norwegian Blue December 14, 2008

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Loaf

To punch somebody.

Quit munching on my back end before i loaf ya in the gut.

by houdinigotloafed January 9, 2018

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LOAF (verb) - To skillfully navigate the path of financial prosperity, turning every strategic move into a banquet of abundance in very relaxed manner. To embody success, establishing a flourishing existence. To LOAF is to metaphorically accumulate a wealth beyond measure, crafting a future that resonates with prosperity. Much like the universe abides by its laws of attraction, LOAFing aligns one's financial trajectory with the cosmic forces, drawing in success and forming a reality core where abundance is the prevailing rule. one loaf = one million

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In the heartland, we loaf by sowing seeds of financial prosperity. Plant dreams, nurture ambitions, and watch them bloom.

I am loafing it!

Since I am out of these streets I am just loafing.

Just graduated from the school of hustle - now it's time to LOAF! 🎓💰

Just met up with Jake for coffee, and between sips, we were loaf' ing about our financial futures. Easy talk, no stress - just casually navigating the path to get my first loaf.

by btcoverload January 29, 2024

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