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Slot lizard

A person that mooches off you or someone that wants to spend your money at a casino.
Person 1 : hey. Wanna go to the casino
Person 2: yea sure
Person 1: okay but your paying
Person 2: what?! Your such a slot lizard.
by Hahahahalksd lfffl December 24, 2020
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Lounge Lizard

an inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family, lays around that couch all day and does absolutely nothing to contribute to the household. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, neglect children, and are mean to their boyfriends five year olds.
Nick: “Hey mom, can my girlfriend move in with us? I’ve known her for a month and a half and she’s really nice”

Mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizards and she needs to get out of this house.

My girlfriend threw a beer bottle at me she’s such a lounge lizard.
by Asian Man Tunes March 4, 2024
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Lizard Tea

Lizard served inside Hot water. (For nutrients)
Yum Yum I love drinking Lizard Tea, wait what do you mean dad and mom are getting a divorce?
by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024
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Lizard Smidgen

When you take a small sample of something in quick succession with the tip of your tongue.
Gimme a lizard smidgen of that soup, Jimmy.
by Zoskian May 14, 2018
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ramp lizard

A prostitute that turns tricks on the entrance ramps to freeways.
My whore sister became a ramp lizard when she discovered the local truck stops were overrun with lot lizards. She's not doing too well.
by Farsiite April 19, 2016
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Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017
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