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Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.
"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"
by bobbly bob November 3, 2022
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bone loaf

"Yo I had bone loaf last night"
"Thats sick cuh"
by Stinkletin November 15, 2022
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Step Loaf

A Step Loaf is your dads hot new piece.

The kind you’d hope gets stuck in the washing machine and needs some help.
You seen his new step loaf…. Whoooooo shit she’s hot
by RicMaroo September 14, 2022
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Loafed

Loafed is when a cat does a “loaf” or sits in the shape of a loaf. When you are “loafed” a cat has sat in a loaf shape on you.
“Dude this cat just loafed on me

“He just loafed you??!”
by Kitty.io September 19, 2022
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Loaf

Loaf - An affectionate term for a sexy female.

There are many types of loaf’s tho, just like the bread. Some premium, some mouldy.
Yo Jack, you wanna see this loaf I pulled last night! Whoooo she’s a kingsmill 50/50 loaf innit!
by RicMaroo October 3, 2022
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Step Loaf

Step Loaf - term used by young adult males to describe their step mum who is sexy as.

There are many types of Loaf’s but the step loaf is at the top.
Oi lads, the Step Loaf got stuck in the washing machine again last night. It was sweeeeeeet!
by RicMaroo October 3, 2022
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Loaf

Yo that’s my fucking loaf right there!
Yo what up loaf
by yeahyeahyeahyeahyaehyaehyaeh January 7, 2022
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