Libertarian

Someone who is completely dependent on others while being fully convinced of their own independence. They were born on third base and think that means that they hit a triple. Most of them have read Ayn Rand fiction novels and think they are supposed to be living in one. Her fans were called "the society of selfishness".

Most Libertarians I know have trouble defining what they believe in.

by Arizona Mildman May 30, 2018

libertine

see Satan (he's a big fag)

any leftwing extremists (see Satan)

by your mother March 16, 2005

Civil Liberties

Civil Liberties are a form of philosophical individualism that guarantee the rights of individual autonomy which governments cannot abridge. Civil liberties include things like freedom of speech, religion, press, and expression.

Civil liberties are a core component of civil libertarianism, which is a form of political individualism that supports a legal system based around the harm principle and personal freedoms against any kind of authority.

Civil liberties are personal freedoms a government gives the individuals. Political ideologies that stress support for individual freedom are: liberalism, libertarianism, anarchism, and egoism.

by Kelmeer23 March 12, 2023

Left-Libertarian

A socialist who is in denial and tries to hide his idotic beliefs with a fancy and misleading term.

Left-Libertarians need to come out of the closet.

by Audicola February 16, 2010

Libertarian

A person who eats liberals.

Gary Johnson is a libertarian, he is in custody for the attempt to consume Newt Gingrich, his favorite lunchtime snack.

by lsjfownmc35 August 21, 2012

Dublin Liberties

To have sex with someone while they are passed out, especially after drinking.

When I got out of the bathroom, she was passed out on the couch, so I took the Dublin Liberties

by MPGrules November 29, 2018

Closeted Libertarian

Libertarian people who have not disclosed their ideological orientation or political identity and aspects thereof, including their philosophical identity and political behavior.

"About that Austrian economics lecture you saw me watching – ummmm that was for school" said Thomas Hodgskin the closeted Libertarian.

by MoribundMurdoch November 5, 2020