liam

a person with a tiny penis

i was givin dis guy head da ova day n he had a propa liam.. tiny b.

by MAILYGBID March 8, 2008

Liam

a small boy who is normally mistaken for a penguin. He may also have a girls voice

a liam is the one who walks past like a penguin and then runs off like a little girl and crys

by Jack Freeman 'flap jack' January 12, 2009

Liam Gallagher

I reckon he'd knock your dad out

"hello i'm a dad"
"oh no i've been knocked out"

See Liam Gallagher knocked out that dada

by Scramuel December 4, 2014

liam butt

When your shirt finds itself casually resting on the top of your pants completely exposing the rear end

Dude, you got some MAD Liam butt going on right now! Fix that shiznit!

by Springville444 May 27, 2014

Liam

To fingerblast someone, normally someone of the opposite sex and of a much older age.
Also refers to someone with absolutely no moral compass or standards with regards to sexual partner and/or sexual activity with said partner.

After a few pints last night I Liamed the hell out of that 60 year old masseuse.

by biggingerbollox March 10, 2017

Liam

An ugly man who does not know how to read and has at least 4 types of diesases

That LIAM must have a sad life

by grizzy guy May 25, 2017

Liam

A STUPID FUCKBOI WITH NO FRIENDS WHATSOEVER

“Ew it’s fucking Liam!!1!1!1!”

by Jasiicat January 9, 2018